It’s very important that we all resist rushing to any conclusions regarding today’s, um, traffic incident in London.
Clearly, it had absolutely nothing to do with anything whatsoever. Especially not that thing that I know all you bigoted racist knuckle-dragging Trump supporting Brexiteers are thinking.
It was obviously just some socially excluded psychologically disturbed individual who would have benefited from a government sponsored program of advanced driving lessons and a free CD of John Lennon singing ‘Imagine’, to play in his car.
So move along now.